Spending so much time at one spot, you tend to meet a lot of random people. Among the many people I've met working at the restaurant, I've met the most perverted window washer ever...and I think we're long lost perverted soul mates.
He's a older Australian man who comes in to wash the windows at the restaurant. He's perverted, tells the raunchiest stories (he holds nothing back people...NOTHING!) has a good head on his shoulders despite the fact that he thinks Obama is the worst president ever elected and thinks Obama has intentions to bring down the whole US (which I find ridiculous but he's very respectful of my opinion when we talk politics) and despite all that he is a very hard worker, has a heart of gold, the proudest father and greats me with a kiss on the cheek.
During our 3 hour long conversation last night he knocked me over with what he said about his opinions on women shaving or waxing their girly bits. He was saying how he preferred his ladies in their natural state. Actually he said "I don't understand why girls wax or shave. I like 'em hairy. Just give me a machete and a map to the jungle and I'm happy"
I fell over laughing! It was one of the single funniest and most disgusting things I have ever heard in my life. Which says a lot for me because he tells some really gross stories. He's really not for the faint of heart.
I can't wait to find out what stories he tells next week!
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