Saturday, May 24, 2008

A Photographer with no Photos

My boyfriend, Mars, was looking at my blog tonight. He mentioned that for a photographer, I sure had a lack of photos on my blog. So just for that, I will give you my "Mars trying to fit into things" series. There are only two shots so far, but just you wait...

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Making a man sit through a Mani-Pedi

This is what a story board artist does when he is stuck watching his girlfriend, her sister and mother get manicures and pedicures.

At least he can entertain himself and at least he knew to cuten me up a bit!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

I'm scared of the bathroom

I love to watch The Ghost Hunters and other dumb ghost shows. I can't watch them alone of course. I used to make my roommates watch them with me and now my boyfriend has to. I have always like to watch these shows and get a little scared. However, now we've found "A Haunting". My boyfriend loves this scares the shit out of me. It's a little cheesy, they use the same hallway in every show...every show, but they put enough money in it to have decent effects and damn convincing scary ghosts. Every time we watch this show, I end up turning all the lights on in the house and make my boyfriend turn them off because I'm too scared. Especially the bathroom light. Partially because of that damn show, partially because I'm now convinced it's haunted. Yeah I'll walk around with all the lights on but the bathroom is the only room where I get really freaked out. The cats don't help. They'll sit and stare into the bathroom and no matter what I do they won't look away. It's not horrible just creepy sometimes. I can deal with the creepy bathroom, but that show is on at least twice a day and thanks to our DVR we get too see every freaking episode.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

What the Crap is wrong with my computer!?

It's ruining my blog time! I love reading blogs. I admit I am a lurker. That's only because if I find a blog I like, I like to start in the archives and read from beginning to current. It seems silly to comment on a blog from 3 years ago.

So here I am, taking a work break, reading Lumpyheads Mom. When all of a sudden, the page scrolls/shoots to the bottom of the page. I try scrolling up to the post I was enjoying, only to have it shoot down to the bottom again. I try the side scroll. I try clicking. I try the wheel on my mouse. freaking computer! Then the "you've made a mistake" computer ding starts in. Only it's not one little ding, it won't stop. I stop clicking the mouse and then yell at the computer "I stopped clicking the goddamn mouse!" Then I realized I was leaning forward reading and my boob was sitting on the space button....idiot.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Need a reason to own your own business?

One benefit of being self employed....being able to stop at any time to paint my toe-nails

To let you know how truly immature I am...

I sent this to my boyfriend's sister today for her birthday and yes I think it's funny...

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Friday, May 02, 2008

I'm not where I should be

I am supposed to be sitting around a fire right now. Cooking up some nice tritip, drinking some wine in the great outdoors. The first camping trip of the season! However, last night as we were packing up to leave today, my poor man came down with food poisoning. I feel so bad for him. He's spent the day in bed, moaning in his sad. Then jumping up and running to the restroom. Of course he thought that he'd feel better by tonight and that we could go anyway. I don't think so. We'll see about going tomorrow...Otherwise there is my birthday weekend next month. Consider it already planned!

Thursday, May 01, 2008

I'm being held Hostage!

Ok girls, I know you all know the situation. I am being held hostage by my bra. But not just one of them...all of them. I'm not sure when they all turned on me. I know they are getting older and maybe feeling a little unappreciated. Their numbers are dwindling, there haven't been any new over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders in a while. I just haven't bought any. I've been trying to save money and make due. Apparently, this has made them angry.

I keep thinking that after a while a bra should be broken in and getting more jeans, but really when are they ever comfortable? They maybe are comfy for the first hour you wear them, but then the elastic starts rubbing and the wire starts poking. I actually had to have my boyfriend cut an underwire out of a bra while I was wearing was stuck half in and half out. I don't know if it was going to try to stab me or make a break for it. And now as I type, the right side elastic is killing me and I can't wait for the second that I release those pain in the ass hooks and peel this torture device off of me. Ahhh...sweet relief!