I've got a new Stalker

Well not a new one, an old one. A guy I used to see way back when has popped his head up to say hi. It started off with a few emails to an old email account. Then I saw a couple of messages on an instant messenger that I don't use any more because of other stalker types. Then I got a few text messages on my phone a few days ago. I just deleted them and didn't think anything of it. I just kinda wondered why all of a sudden after four years, I'm the subject of his attention.

Then yesterday, I got a call from a local number. Normally, I would answer because it's my business phone. However, I picked up the phone and looked at it, but didn't answer. I'm not sure why. I kind of figured if it were important, they'll leave a message and I'll just call back. But there was no message.

A few hours later, I checked my phone and there was a voice mail. I listened and realized it was this guy. The funny thing is he didn't leave his name on the voice mail, but I knew who it was. It really made me laugh. Why? Because, after we stopped seeing each other, I kind of got the feeling that he had given me a fake name. When he didn't leave a name, I figured the bonehead couldn't remember what name he gave me. What an idiot.

Anyway, after ten more phone calls yesterday, he's offically my new stalker. There have only been a few calls today, but he just sent me a text message to me at 1am. He says that if I want him to stop calling me, I have to tell him. I think it's pretty damn obvious I don't want to talk to him when I didn't answer you're 10 PHONE CALLS IN A ROW!!!