Messages From My Mom: Instant Message

Sara : I have decided that if I eat food, then I fart
laura : yeah
laura : no surprise
Sara : there is not a food I eat that does not make me fart
Sara : so I should take beano every meal
Sara : and snack
Sara : or is there something better
laura : I don't know, I didn't inherit that problem
Sara : bullshit
Sara : you are just jealous