Missed again...

This time I gave him the swiffer to use. And do you know what...the spider got away...AGAIN. I walked in the kitchen to feed the cats and there was a monster of a spider on the wall. The thing is I knew I should have done it myself, but I thought Mario would want to vindicate himself after I told everyone that he sucks at killing spiders. Well freaking spider got away.

So after all that drama, I went on the interweb to find out how to keep them out! Natural ways of course because I have two cats and well because I'm going to hose this place down with whatever will keep those spiders away. So I read a million sites. I found that if you have spiders inside your house, it obviously means you have a dirty house and have lots of bugs around. Not sure I like being judged by a website and I don't think that's why I have the random spider. I think that the stray spider comes in our house because it's pleasant here and well we are fun people. As understandable as that is, I don't want them here. I don't want there to be a chance they will come in. Besides us being dirty, I found that spiders don't like cloves, lemon and lemon pledge. We'll we don't have cloves, no lemons, but do I remember Mario coming home from an old job with a bottle of pledge? Yes, because what else would you steal on your last day of work. So I made him go check under the kitchen sink...because I couldn't go back in the kitchen with that wild spider running around. Oh there was a bottle of pledge in there. However, it's citrus not lemon. It's all the same to me! I sprayed down all the door frames, windows and odd piece of furniture. I maybe went a little crazy. I don't remember spraying down the little hall to the bathroom, but I might have because I've seen Mario slip walking into the bathroom three times now.

We'll see how this all goes...