Me: Honey you are the cutest boy I know
Mario: Thank you babes
Me (looking at the cat): Well he's pretty cute too
Mario (apparently feeling competitive): But I don't throw up on the floor
Me: True, but his ass doesn't rumble the house like yours does
Me: Now I don't know who's cuter
Between those two, they're lucky they're both cute or they'd be out of the house.
Bob says "You can't be this kind of cute!"