Monday, February 09, 2009

Things I learned at the DMV

Pegging your pants is back in

Remember all your paper work the first time

Bring a could be there a very long time

Your place number can't come soon enough

People wear the strangest things in public

I can't figure out how to blog from my iphone...which was killing me!

The homeless guy talking to his invisible friend looks normal at the DMV

An old woman without teeth will pick the cutest youngest man to flirt shamelessly with...and actually pull it off

It doesn't matter how old you are never safe from the written test

Flirting with the DMV worker will get you into the test area after they are closed...but they expect you not to waste their time and pass the test...and they'll let you know

I almost yelled bingo when they called B264 because I was so excited it was my turn

The sounds of the DMV aren't soothing to a migraine

Official capacity posting doesn't apply to the DMV building, they pack
em in like sardines

And most importantly...Go with your gut...if you feel like you shouldn't go to a certain DMV office...don't go it's going to be lousy with people

Mario better appreciate all that I went through to change my last name to D'Anna!


  1. The only time I was treated decently was when I was pregnant with my second child. They allowed me to cut in line and ushered me out the door. I think they were afraid I'd give birth on their clean floors.

    Seriously, we do have it rough... although in my case, it evened out. I not only changed my last name, but my first name too. It was nice not having to pay for it. There are certain perks!

  2. Yeah now I have to change my name on all the other random stuff...what a pain!


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