Friday, February 06, 2009

The Bestest Movie

My sister-in-law made me watch a movie tonight. Can I say it's so bad it's good! It's a movie made for drinking games. If you took a drink every time you saw bad acting, you'd be drunk in the first 10 minutes. If you took a drink every time you heard a really bad line, you'd be drink in 20 minutes. If you took a drink every time you saw a Mexican flag, you'd have alcohol poisoning. We counted 69 Mexican flags.

The movie is "Shark Attack 3: Megladon". It is a piece of work! We spent most of the movie trying to figure out who the crap filmed this. The main actor is from a BBC show. However, judging by the other actors names, we assume most of them are Russian. The entire movie is dubbed. There are lots of weird sounds and the voices are terrible. The dubbed voices of the people who were supposed to be Mexican, were Americans with really fake Mexican accents. I think they assumed if they put Mexican flags all over the place, we'd believe it was Mexico and the people were Mexican.

All of that just keeps you going between the really bad shark attack scenes. They are so, so funny. However, there is one line in this whole movie that shuts the rest of it down. This line comes out of no where and kills. That's all I'll tell you. You'll know it when you hear it! I believe it originally a Sci-fi channel movie. However, you'll need to rent the directors cut to get all the good stuff. It's totally worth it!

In the mean time, watch this...


  1. Damn Mexicans & Russians. They know how to make the best shark movies.

  2. Hi Laura! I've sent you a few emails, but I'm guessing they're ending up in your spam folder. Please send me your snail mail address and I'll send you the Snapfish card. :)

    ladymrules at gmail


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